Art of the Genre: Redheads hate clothes!

I walked into work today, a holiday themed hot chocolate in my hand and was greeted by Kandi as usual, although her normally blonde locks were now blazing red. Granted it was eye-catching, perhaps even stunning, but as I looked at her from my office I couldn’t help but wonder what the obsession was with redheads… especially in fiction.
I picked up my phone, buzzed Ryan next door and hear the distinctive Black Hole Soundtrack ringer.
“Hello?” says Ryan.
“Hey,” I reply. “Did you see Kandi?”
“Yeah, why?”
“What did you think?” I asked.
“I thought she was channeling some Christina Hendricks,” he answered.
Exactly! Kandi turned from Barbie to Firefly’s Saffron in the course of a night, but she still had something going for her that the bulk of fantasy redheads don’t… clothing.
You see, redheads don’t like clothes… At least that’s what I was brought up to believe. I’m really not sure why this is considering that in my forty years on this planet every single redhead I’ve known was intelligently required to wear clothes because their freckled skin would burn a nice shade of crimson in less than five minutes if exposed to the sun.








