That Horrid Question
INT. SMALL CONVENTION ROOM – EARLY EVENING
A young AUTHOR, new to pitching, steps cautiously into the room clutching a binder full of papers to their chest. An EDITOR for a well-regarded publisher sits at a table with an empty chair opposite. The EDITOR smiles at the AUTHOR and beckons them to the chair. So nervous they’re shaking, the AUTHOR sits down.
AUTHOR
Thanks so much for seeing me. I really appreciate it.
EDITOR
My pleasure. So what have you got for me today.
AUTHOR
Well, it’s a [insert genre of choice]. The audience is quite adult. I think. I’m not sure. The young adult/adult distinction is not something I’m all that familiar with.
EDITOR
All right. So, what’s it about?
AUTHOR
Well, uh, it follows [character] and their team of [insert any kind of unit you like, knights? Rangers? Robot Space Marines?] and they —
EDITOR
(interrupting)
No, that’s what happens. That’s the plot. I want to know what the book is about. What is the theme?
AUTHOR