Goth Chick News: Arnold Schwarzenegger (is not) the Zombie Terminator
Arnold Schwarzenegger may be back in his cold steel Terminator role later this year, but first it looks like he’s going to get all warm and gooey.
In a new film called Maggie, Schwarzenegger plays a loving father to a teen daughter he’s doing his best to protect at the peak of a zombie apocalypse. When Maggie becomes infected, the all-consuming virus begins to transform her into an undead creature with a budding appetite for human brains. Wade stands by her and attempts to ward off the authorities who are trying to collect her for quarantine and termination. Though her condition worsens, Wade is firm in his love; although Maggie would like him to save himself from the disease that is undoing her humanity.
Schwarzenegger manages all this while dropping only a few manly tears and sporting a grief beard that would put Tyrion Lannister to shame; though I’ll bet you an adult beverage that sometime before the credits roll we’ll see Arnie doing what he does best, involving fire and heavy weaponry.
Freshman Henry Hobson is in the director’s chair, and Abigail Breslin (Little Miss Sunshine and Zombieland) stars as Schwarzenegger’s ill-fated daughter. Maggie is scheduled to hit theaters May 8th.
Wow…
As for the genre, would you say Dark Comedy? Light Drama? …Gotta admit, the questions keep mounting: Who green lighted this? What’s the budget? Who’s the Target Audience? Are there any WWII Austrian Nazi Zombie cameos? Will “Ah-Mold” mutter “Ahl be bahck”?
Me personally shelling out $$ to see this in the theater depends on one variable only: If Pee-Wee Herman is in it, I’m in like Flynn! ;-D
Okay, okay,
If Paul Reuben reprises his role as “The Spleen” from “Mystery Men,” and his “super power” is employed to combat the growing zombie hoard, I’ll pay for a friend…swear on my life I will 🙂
If ANY CHARACTER from Mystery Men makes an appearance, I’d be delighted. I love that movie! (Mind you, this might not be the ideal venue…)
Consider the kewlness:
Mystery Men Too: Zombie Mashup
…who WOULDN’T pay to see that?!?
Alright gentlemen, ease up on the gas peddle and I’ll try to answer your questions.
“Maggie” was green-lighted (financed and produced) by boutique film studio Lotus Entertainment, most recently known for “Kill Your Darlings,” the indy film, award winner starring Daniel Radcliffe. Though Lotus keeps such things under wraps, the estimated budget is $8M. Considering most of that went to the talent, this will be a low tech, high drama storyline.
“Maggie”, categorized as a “thriller”, was meant to debut at the Canadian Film Festival but the showing was preempted by Lionsgate who snapped up the distribution rights and squirreled it away for a theatrical release this year.
With a PG-13 rating and 19-year-old Abigail Breslin, one can assume the target audience is Arnold fans and high-schoolers in equal measure.
By the way, in case you thought Ms Breslin looked vaguely familiar, she played Mel Gibson’s adorbs little water-obsessed daughter in “Signs” when she was only 5.
And though I am completely looking forward to Pee Wee’s return to the screen, please do not wish his antics on what could be Arnold’s first heart-string-tugging role since Conan…
GC
I appreciate the backfill,
And Ms Breslin I get completely…gal’s got acting chops (she was jeen-yus in Sunshine).
But Schwarzey? …I don’t think I need to watch the trailer to confirm my confusion…
I can still hold out hopes for a Ruebens cameo though 🙂
Well I apologize,
The trailer was better than I expected, and even Arnold seemed…palatable.
Interesting pick!