Space 1999: The Fantasy in Your Mirror May Be Closer Than It Appears

Space 1999: The Fantasy in Your Mirror May Be Closer Than It Appears

Space 1999When I was a kid, hurling rocks at dinosaurs and running away, there were not many otherworldly shows on TV. Battlestar Galactica ran for two years and then Buck Rogers for about the same, with some incomprehensible Land of the Lost or Dr. Who thrown in at seeming random. Saturday mornings were a rich source of imagination, with Tarzan, Space Academy, Jason of Star Command and Flash Gordon, but unfortunately, in my day, Saturday mornings were only on Saturdays.

Every so often though, I’d find Space 1999 in the TV Guide; it was pretty cool. The sets and ships were pretty different from the sleek models in every other scifi show, and the space suits and the Moon seemed so alien. Twenty-five years later, armed with a couple of science degrees, I ordered a season for nostalgia’s sake.

O. M. G.

It was awful. Aside from the terrible writing and passive characters, and the apparent scattering of Caucasian British humans throughout the cosmos, I could do nothing but choke on the science and toss this drivel into a corner (actually, I think I left the boxed set in Havana, but that’s a story for another time…).

Space 1999 castOkay. I’ve had time to internalize that experience and now I have a plan. Here’s what I think I can do. I’ll stomach the bad writing and character work (I’ve had practice with Lucas’ three prequels), and in my head, I will inject magic into all the parts of the science parts of the show that were written by someone’s children.

To be totally fair, the science in Star Trek and Battlestar Galactica didn’t work either, and all seem to be weaned on the earliest space opera written before we knew there was more than one galaxy and before we knew we couldn’t land a ship on Neptune. Anyway, as a public service to the internet, here’s how I think Space 1999 can be a great Science Fantasy show.

In the show, the Moon is launched into interstellar space by an explosion of nuclear waste. To accelerate the moon out of the Earth’s orbit and then out of the Sun’s orbit, we need to get this puppy moving above 40km/s. So, we need more energy than is available in the nuclear waste dump. …Unless it is Dwarven nuclear waste. That stuff packs a serious punch, so the new model is Dwarven nuclear waste explodes on the Moon, accelerating it past the Solar Systems’s escape velocity and hurling it through the cosmos.

Okay. Now, there are still a couple of slight problems with this. First, this kind of acceleration is a bit like being shot out of a cannon. So it’s pretty likely that everyone on Moonbase Alpha becomes a slurry on the floor, under the collapsed rooves of their habitats, which weren’t build to survive a couple of minutes of a dozen gravities.

Space 1999 eagle-smallLuckily, this is easy to fix, if we assume that everyone on Moonbase Alpha is Kryptonian. The yellow sun allowed them to survive the acceleration uninjured, and then the rest of the series passes in interstellar space, where there are no yellow suns, so they have to get on like regular folk. The Moonbase itself also survived the acceleration, because it was forged of Mithril, by the dwarves, which explains the Dwarven nuclear waste. This, incidentally, also explains why when missiles are being shot around Moonbase Alpha, they simply say “Duck!”

Now, the problem with this kind of acceleration is that if it hadn’t destroyed the Moon outright, would certainly have melted it, pretty much all the way down. Io, the moon of Jupiter, is the most volcanically active place in the Solar System. Molten ice (water) erupts from Io all the time because its orbit is slightly eccentric, so when it is closest to Jupiter, the gas giant compresses it and when it is farthest away, the compression is most relaxed. Friction from this tidal pumping melts a lot of Io and gives it the energy to shoot geysers into space. So, the compression of the Moon, by the explosion of Dwarven material *ought* to have melted the moon by compressing it….unless, the Moon had been forged in the Cracks of Doom during the Second Age, in which case it can only be destroyed by returning it to Mordor.

This is convenient for us, because it gives us, for the first time, an external marker by which to calibrate the dating system of Middle Earth. So, the Second Age of Middle Earth occurred approximately 4.5 billion years ago. This also tells us that when we inevitably look at Tolkein’s maps and try to make comparisons of the coastlines of Middle Earth and now, we should probably take into account a bit of erosion. This date of the Moon’s forging would also fit with paleological evidence on Homo floresiensis, hobbit man, which appears to have gone extinct about 12,000 years ago.

Space 1999 cast 2-smallA couple of important last points still to touch. While Moonbase Alpha was hurtling through space, apparently at speeds many times greater than the speed of light, so that each week a new planet or phenomenon could be examined by the characters, cosmic rays, and especially interstellar atoms and ions, would have been hitting the base relentlessly, with the energy of cannon shells. A shield, like the one used to protect Asgard in the second Thor movie, would be just the thing to protect travelers during supraluminal flight.

And once we assume that, the last major piece of the show that really needs a coat of paint is not how fast the Moon travels between episodes, but how slow it moves during episodes, allowing for dialogue like “We’ll be at the left-hand planet in twenty-four hours, Commander.”

I briefly considered adding Floo Powder or a Portkey to speed over boring bits of the script, but in the end, it seems much closer to the light speed magic of the Millennium Falcon. That way, we get to imagine Commander Keonig saying “Punch it, Carter,” or “That’s no moon.” Wait. He wouldn’t say that second one.

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James McGlothlin

A few months ago I was on a website (I thought it was here at Blackgate) where several guys were talking about a Space: 1999 episode that scared the bejesus out of them when they were little.

I searched it out and was roundly disappointed. Given the plasticity of the characters, I wasn’t incredibly moved to see them meet their horror. And the scare in question was something along the lines of Lost in Space. Don’t get me wrong–I got the bejesus scared out of me by a few of those episodes.

But I guess it’s one of those things you had to see when you were young to get. Space: 1999 will probably die when its fan base who were kids in the early 70s dies.

Sarah Avery

Derek, I was young enough when the show first aired that I thought it was my fault the show made no sense to me. Thank you for a hilarious post.

James, I remember the post you’re talking about. Don’t recall who wrote it, either, but it was definitely on Black Gate.

Joe H.

And I was probably the one who brought up the specific episode. Yeah, I’m sure it was scarier when I was, what, seven?

(And who ever would’ve thought that Gerry Anderson could make a TV series that was even _less_ realistic than Thunderbirds?)

John ONeill


You’re quite right. It was Mark Rigney’s article on “The Scariest Hour in TV History: Space 1999: Dragon’s Domain.” Here’s the link:

And Derek — funny you should bring up Space: 1999. A high school friend visited us just before Christmas, and in a fit of nostalgia we broke out Season 1 of Space: 1999 on DVD. We watched the pilot, ‘Breakaway,” which had seriously flawed science and some very (very) wooden acting, especially on the part of Barbara Bain, but was otherwise very enjoyable.

But then we made the mistake of watching the second episode, “Matter of Life and Death,” in which the crew sets down on a planet made entirely of antimatter (um, what?) A completely senseless episode, with deeply (deeply) flawed science, and an even worse script.

I haven’t ventured any further into Season One, but I know there are additional episodes of quality in there. Your idea of approaching it all as space fantasy is uniquely ingenious, I think, and may just provide me with what I need to keep keep up the seatch. Thanks for the suggestion!


I confess.

Please note that while DRAGON’S DOMAIN may not be high art (it isn’t), it was the only episode worth watching at all. I concur entirely that the show in general was Bad News. And as for the scares provided by DRAGON’S DOMAIN, let’s face it: on first viewing, I was “just a kid.”

Logical upshot: time for a Hollywood reboot!

: )

Aonghus Fallon

I only ever got to see a handful of episodes of ‘Space 1999’. I’m not sure why. I do remember one episode (‘Red Dwarf’ did something similar) in which a crew member is the only one able to see the aliens who have infiltrated the ship: to everybody else they look completely human. To him, they look like gelatinous masses with random eyeballs here and there.* It scared the crap out of me.

Watching ‘Dragon’s Domain’, what struck me (re the series’ shortcomings) was how a series can have all the trappings of another, more successful series but fail due to a weak script. Compare ‘Dragon’s Domain’ with ‘The Devil in the Dark’ and you’ll see what I mean. Both stories start out with a similar premise, the difference being how the ‘Star Trek’ episode cleverly subverts audience expectations

* That said, I’m not sure who was labouring under an illusion; him or the other cast members – it was a long time ago.


Well, when I was a kid, Space 1999 was awesome, and it kicked Star Trek’s butt, as far as I was concerned. Yeah, the science was suspect (i.e. none) and some of the acting stiff but the effects were groundbreaking, and they blew stuff up! Looking for good science? Watch Nova. I recently watched season one again, and it was still entertaining, in a kinda British-retro weirdness. Way more fun than Star Trek. I mean, who can take Bill Shatner seriously?

Joe H.

I did love the sets and the miniatures and all of the design work. In retrospect, I just wish they’d been given a more sturdy frame to hang it on. I’d love to see a reboot, but at this point I honestly can’t see how they’d pull it off.

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